World Series Game 7, Bottom of the 9th, Down by 3, Bases loaded, 2 outs, Full Count, and you're up to bat... every little boy's dream. Slightly incongruous with the cliche of the "every little girls dream": My Big Fat Fairy-Tale Wedding
The dream disparity: When you're 9 years old it doesn't really matter. When you're 19 it's expected.
When you're 29 the world is completely different (though you still haven't given up the dream of hitting the home run in the above scenario...it could happen!)
You see, the average boy-teen-man never developed an image of the dream wedding. I don't think that it's particularly necessary that they do. What I do know is that when that day comes and she turns the corner to take a peak at the final product of all those months of hard work, you dream that her reaction is for her to gasp, "Oh my God, it's like a fairy-tale!"
There is no doubt in that moment when she's gushing over her dream wedding, in that moment when you're staring into each other's eyes as you dance to Sinatra's "The Way You Look Tonight", in that moment when the church doors open and she's standing there, those are the moments that - if it's right, if she's the one - then her dream wedding becomes his dream wedding too.
For HOKIS and me, that day came September 8, 2012. I don't know a whole lot about lighting, decor, runners, chargers, or any such things. I do know one thing, our wedding ensured that for the rest of my life, HOKIS will not just be my wife - she will always be my bride. She will always be the one that took my breath away when the church doors opened. She will always be my dance partner for "The Way You Look Tonight". She will always be the one who's eyes sparkled as she beheld the fairy-tale wedding before her. We had our dream wedding.
My life in the city, as a cardiology fellow, and other general observations
Thursday, October 11, 2012
Monday, October 8, 2012
The Story Of Us - One Month
What I've learned in 1 month of marriage:
1. This is what will come off your new bride's head after your wedding

2. You will quickly develop a 5 point "Quality Assurance Checklist" for fine china
3.Turning "I", "Me", and "Mine" into "We", "Us", and "Our" is not as simple as you think
4. It still makes me smile when HOKIS says, "My husband..."
5. It still makes me smile when I say, "My wife..."
6. Couch shopping is actually kind of fun
7. Even though you've lived apart for the great majority of your relationship, when she's away for 3 days it feels like an eternity
8. I have SOOOO much more to learn about marriage.
1. This is what will come off your new bride's head after your wedding
2. You will quickly develop a 5 point "Quality Assurance Checklist" for fine china
3.Turning "I", "Me", and "Mine" into "We", "Us", and "Our" is not as simple as you think
4. It still makes me smile when HOKIS says, "My husband..."
5. It still makes me smile when I say, "My wife..."
6. Couch shopping is actually kind of fun
7. Even though you've lived apart for the great majority of your relationship, when she's away for 3 days it feels like an eternity
8. I have SOOOO much more to learn about marriage.
Friday, September 21, 2012
Christmas In February
In keeping with the social tempo of our times, HOKIS and Your Humble Observer have decided we are celebrating our first anniversary today. (We got married September 8, 2012.)
This decision was reached after a trip to the mall revealed the abomination below. It's barely past Labor Day and Harry & David in conjunction with Macy's have begun the Christmas rush. This is a clear violation of the YHO Rules Of The Holidays.
Happy Easter to you all.
Sunday, September 16, 2012
The Story Of Us - The Rocky Shores Of Cambria
None of the readership will be shocked by the revelation that the previous year and a half was one of great significance for Your Humble Observer. My life has been enriched by many opportunities, encounters, and relationships. However, none have been greater, more meaningful, or more beautiful than the one with a certain young lady, henceforth referred to as HOKIS, who I am also now proud to refer to as my wife, and my partner in life. It may be cliche, but I've known, almost from the very beginning of our relationship, that HOKIS would be the one I would want to share every moment, experience, tragedy, and joy with for the rest of my life. And for that very reason, after months of preparation, on April 2, 2011 I proposed to HOKIS on the rocky shores of Cambria, CA. The story is as follows:
The key to every great proposal is careful planning and meticulous attention to detail. Fortunately I had neither of those elements in my favor. I figured that if she and I had made it this far down our journey the universe would allow everything to fall into place. What I had was a ring and the desire to express to the love of my life that I wanted to spend every moment with her. After a delightful breakfast we ventured out for a walk along the northern California coast. She thought I was quiet because I was finally decompressing from a difficult work schedule. Truthfully, I was distracted trying to find the perfect spot to propose. After a mile or so of walking we came upon a staircase leading down to the rocky coast below. As we stood there quietly enjoying the crashing waves, I reached into my coat pocket and produced the ring. The rest, as they say, is... well, a blur! But all I know is that at the end, we were engaged.
Monday, April 23, 2012
No Chords Barred - ...Not The Destination
Today's entry is short and sweet.
Man, I'm getting old! Last night I was at dinner with my fiancee when "Separate Ways" by Journey came on. I immediately started bopping my head to the infectious opening riff. The next thought that crossed my head should have been, "What the hell am I doing?"
Instead my thought was, "You know, I should really download a greatest hits album by Journey."
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Thursday, April 5, 2012
A Eulogy
Delivered on Monday, April 2, 2012
I thank you all on behalf of our family for joining us here today. We gather today, by definition, as mourners. But I ask, instead, for you to view this moment in time more as a celebration of life - the life of a man who very plainly has touched many of you. For here you sit, today, to pay respect to the man you know as Baron Simon, Ammo Simon, or as I knew him, Dede. I call it a
celebration of life - my grandfather lived a full
and rich life. Not to say that it wasn't filled with the trials and animosity that comes with simply being alive. But we celebrate, and we take comfort, for one simple reason - to the very end he was
surrounded by his family in a home full of laughter and love. In light of this celebration, then, allow me to recount, what
I call, the parts that make up the beautiful sum that is my Dede.
Dedeyeen
Yerazuh – My Grandfather’s Dream
A
concept not unfamiliar to any here today, often called The American Dream –
Raised in an impoverished world with minimal resources. Leaving the only home he had ever known, leading a family across the world for the sake of having the
opportunity to achieve a higher dream. A
dream that has trickled down the generations evidenced by the fact that each and every one of his
grandchildren sits here, accomplished individuals each in his or her right, pursuing their higher dreams, and making them realities.
·
Dedeyeen
Kaghtsrootyoonuh – My Grandfather’s Sweetness
From his
oft heard “My sweet baby, my sweetheart,” to the bottomless supply of candy in
his car that made his grandchildren ecstatic that Dede was picking them up from
school. Dede
was unequivocally one of the sweetest men that graced this Earth.
·
Dedeyeen
Yerkun Oo Baruh– My Grandfather’s Song And Dance
So
much of my appreciation of Armenian music stems from car rides in Dede’s Ford LTD listening to tapes of classic Armenian songs, patriotic songs: "Akoolistsi
Katch Badanin", "Sasoontsi
Levonin Yerkuh", "Hey,
Jan, Ghapama", "Karoon,
karoon, karoon eh...". You
could always count on Ammo Simon to have a song for you at every occasion,
singing in what he called, “Akravee Tsaynov”, but one of the sweetest voices that still rings in my ears.
· And
of course – Sasno Bar: The dance that enthralls many, befuddles some, but
welcomes all. There will be an empty space at the lead of that line that can
never be filled… But the dance will continue.
·
Dedeyeen
Aghotk Oo Khuradun – My Grandfather’s Prayers and Advice
Every conversation with Dede ended with "Asdvadz
tsezee char portsanknereh, char achkereh heroo baheh (May God keep you away from evil eyes and evil calamity), "Take
care of yourself, my sweet baby". When you would ask him, "How are you doing today?" his response was always, "Took
lav yeghek, yes meshed lav gullam(If you are well, then I will always be well)". Every toast ended with, "Meg
partsee vurah dzeranak (May you grow old on one pillow).
And, from a very personal standpoint, two pieces of advice that would set the stage for so much of who I would become, as a child my grandfather would tell me, "Dughas,
gartah, gartah, mart yegheer (Study, study, and be a man) and finally, "Dughas, as tserkeruh mee aghdoder. As tserkeruh
puzheeskhkee tserker en. Yerpek aghdod bedk che ullan. (Son, never let your hands get dirty.
These are doctor’s hands. They should never be dirty.)
These are some of the individual aspects of what made Dede
who he was. More importantly, it is these individual units of his personality that have
made their imprint on my mind, and will remain the sweet memories that I will
keep dear to me as I reflect fondly on the man who for 30 years has been a
mentor, a friend, a cheerleader, a champion, a source of unconditional and
limitless love – My Dede.
Saturday, March 31, 2012
No Chords Barred - Motley Crew
This is a group of music that iTunes believes is a good choice for me. To recap:
- Metallica
- Megadeth
- Paul Baghdadlian (of memory)
- Elton John
- Lynyrd Skynyrd
- Rick Ross
and I don't even know who Asia or Street Dogs are.
Sadly, I don't wholeheartedly disagree with the selection.
- Metallica
- Megadeth
- Paul Baghdadlian (of memory)
- Elton John
- Lynyrd Skynyrd
- Rick Ross
and I don't even know who Asia or Street Dogs are.
Sadly, I don't wholeheartedly disagree with the selection.
Friday, March 16, 2012
No Chords Barred - Flog & Begorrah
Welcome to the blog's newest feature - No Chords Barred*
Here Your Humble Observer will rant and rave about topics related to music - new album reviews, old songs rediscovered, concert experiences, or other topics from an unabashed musicophile. We will inaugurate the feature with a somewhat topical and timely feature. Sit back and enjoy the harmonious workings of YHO...
Flog & Begorrah
Well as cliche as it may be, this time of year with all the shamrocks and pots o' gold surrounding YHO, I can't help but bring the readership's attention to some old Irish friends of mine. Since about 1999 I've had a sick obsession with the band Flogging Molly. Since the first time I heard the infectious opening riff of "Salty Dog" back in the high school days I have had a brazen love affair with the 7 piece band. While some musical acts don't stand the test of the live show, Flogging Molly is among an elite few who reach beyond the confines of my Dre Beats and rock the shit outta the house... *ahem*...excuse me, that was terribly uncouth. Needless to say, then, that FM is one of the elite Top 5 best acts I've ever had the pleasure to see live. My love affair with the group has not been without its share of turmoil. In fact, there has not been a single FM album release since their sophomore album "Drunken Lullabies" that I haven't listened to the first few tracks, only to throw the album to the wayside and write it off as a weak attempt to reinvent the Blarney Stone. Despite this reaction with that and every release thereafter, I have always been drawn back to the jingle of the mandolin, the cry of the fiddle, the jangling banjo, and the thumping rapid fire kick-snare that sets FM apart from the rest of the poser Irish-rockers. Inevitably I stumble upon one of the songs from the random by some chance encounter and I am given a second chance to give the album a second chance. Lo and behold... it's usually love from that point on.
With Drunken Lullabies it was "What's Left Of The Flag"
With Within A Mile Of Home it was "Seven Deadly Sins"
With Float it was "Punch Drunk Grinning Soul"
And now, almost a year after its release, I have stumble across "So Sail On" from the album Speed Of Darkness, a quiet, unassuming, throw-away 6th track from an album otherwise billed as a dark, thunderous album of rebellion. "Time to take a breath once more..." begins King's vocals accompanied by his acoustic guitar sounding like it's being played from the speakers of a 1979 Cutlass with an 8-track player. "...breath once more..."And so I do. Here's your second chance, Molly dearest. A few seconds in and I'm hooked. The rest of the album will fall into place. I can feel it. Then the hook - "So sail on..." I'm aboard. Take me home.
Take me back. Take me back to the way life used to be.
*A fun play on words in YHO's head. Here's the explanation (and thus, the death) of the joke: Chordae and Holds
Here Your Humble Observer will rant and rave about topics related to music - new album reviews, old songs rediscovered, concert experiences, or other topics from an unabashed musicophile. We will inaugurate the feature with a somewhat topical and timely feature. Sit back and enjoy the harmonious workings of YHO...
Flog & Begorrah
Well as cliche as it may be, this time of year with all the shamrocks and pots o' gold surrounding YHO, I can't help but bring the readership's attention to some old Irish friends of mine. Since about 1999 I've had a sick obsession with the band Flogging Molly. Since the first time I heard the infectious opening riff of "Salty Dog" back in the high school days I have had a brazen love affair with the 7 piece band. While some musical acts don't stand the test of the live show, Flogging Molly is among an elite few who reach beyond the confines of my Dre Beats and rock the shit outta the house... *ahem*...excuse me, that was terribly uncouth. Needless to say, then, that FM is one of the elite Top 5 best acts I've ever had the pleasure to see live. My love affair with the group has not been without its share of turmoil. In fact, there has not been a single FM album release since their sophomore album "Drunken Lullabies" that I haven't listened to the first few tracks, only to throw the album to the wayside and write it off as a weak attempt to reinvent the Blarney Stone. Despite this reaction with that and every release thereafter, I have always been drawn back to the jingle of the mandolin, the cry of the fiddle, the jangling banjo, and the thumping rapid fire kick-snare that sets FM apart from the rest of the poser Irish-rockers. Inevitably I stumble upon one of the songs from the random by some chance encounter and I am given a second chance to give the album a second chance. Lo and behold... it's usually love from that point on.
With Drunken Lullabies it was "What's Left Of The Flag"
With Within A Mile Of Home it was "Seven Deadly Sins"
With Float it was "Punch Drunk Grinning Soul"
And now, almost a year after its release, I have stumble across "So Sail On" from the album Speed Of Darkness, a quiet, unassuming, throw-away 6th track from an album otherwise billed as a dark, thunderous album of rebellion. "Time to take a breath once more..." begins King's vocals accompanied by his acoustic guitar sounding like it's being played from the speakers of a 1979 Cutlass with an 8-track player. "...breath once more..."And so I do. Here's your second chance, Molly dearest. A few seconds in and I'm hooked. The rest of the album will fall into place. I can feel it. Then the hook - "So sail on..." I'm aboard. Take me home.
Take me back. Take me back to the way life used to be.
*A fun play on words in YHO's head. Here's the explanation (and thus, the death) of the joke: Chordae and Holds
Monday, March 5, 2012
Patients Say The Darndest Things #5
Shawty Got...
Responding to a page telling me a discharged patient isn't feeling well....
Your Humble Observer: Sir, is there something wrong?
Patient: My stomach feel low.
YHO: Feel low?
Patient: Ya, feel low.
YHO: What does that mean? Do you have any pain?
Patient: No. No pain, just low.
YHO: Nausea? Vomiting?
Patient: No. Just low.
YHO: Heartburn? Fever? Chest Pain? Indigestion? Touch of malaria?
Patient: No. Just low.
YHO to nurses: Anyone have any idea what that means?
(crickets)
YHO: OH FOR THE LOVE!!
(takes patient by the hand and leads him back to his hospital room.)
Responding to a page telling me a discharged patient isn't feeling well....
Your Humble Observer: Sir, is there something wrong?
Patient: My stomach feel low.
YHO: Feel low?
Patient: Ya, feel low.
YHO: What does that mean? Do you have any pain?
Patient: No. No pain, just low.
YHO: Nausea? Vomiting?
Patient: No. Just low.
YHO: Heartburn? Fever? Chest Pain? Indigestion? Touch of malaria?
Patient: No. Just low.
YHO to nurses: Anyone have any idea what that means?
(crickets)
YHO: OH FOR THE LOVE!!
(takes patient by the hand and leads him back to his hospital room.)
Saturday, March 3, 2012
In Texto Veritas - It Takes A Winner
It Takes A Winner
From: V. K.
Date: 03/03/2012
Time: 13:57
"...one of the members calls me and asks if I'm related to [Your Humble Observer]. Naturally my response is, 'No, never heard of the chump.' She says she found your quiz bowl trophy with all of your names on a piece of paper next to it. When I found out it was good news, I told her we are related."
From: V. K.
Date: 03/03/2012
Time: 13:57
"...one of the members calls me and asks if I'm related to [Your Humble Observer]. Naturally my response is, 'No, never heard of the chump.' She says she found your quiz bowl trophy with all of your names on a piece of paper next to it. When I found out it was good news, I told her we are related."
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