Wednesday, August 26, 2009

26 & 7/32 - A New Challenge

About 2-3 months back a friend suggested that I take on a new challenge: running a half-marathon. At first, I scoffed at the idea, believing that running of any kind was an activity for anyone but Your Humble Observer. After mulling it over for a bit, however, I thought that perhaps doing something to step out of my comfort zone would do me good. Frankly, I had been feeling a bit sluggish since surgery and ob/gyn rotations as I could rarely find time to exercise during those 6 months.
So I accepted the offer. We agreed that because we were novice runners it would be impractical to aim for the 2009 half-marathon, so we're training for 2010. It was a bit difficult to start up at first, what with my resistance to the idea of running and my schedule, particularly with Step 2 and the rotations. Regardless, we established a semi-regular schedule and have made quite a bit of progress. Originally, we started running 3 miles, which at the time seemed like hell on earth to me. With regular dedicated running sessions, we have been able to up our regular workout to 5 miles at a time.
If you, the readership, will allow me, I'd like to make this a regular feature of the blog and keep you updated on my progress. I feel that, in addition to allowing you a glimpse into my life, it will help keep me honest and motivated to push through to August 2010. I'll keep a more regular update at the bottom with my times and mileage, but I'll post on here when we hit major milestones and the like.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Writing On The Wall - What? Hard Hat's Not Enough?



What in the name of the building code could this possibly entail?
Tell you what, you don't play with needles and I'll lay off the nail-gun.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Medical Code - Dean Dubiously Decries Offering, Opposition Overjoyed

I propose a possible perspective. To disagree, deny, or denounce my position is permissible. I only warn: worrisome is the world in which we live. Do not become prey to the game.

In the beginning, when the messiah proposed his healthcare plan, I could say with relative certainty that he and his supporters actually believed in healthcare reform. Despite the fact that I disagreed with the details and premise, while being continuously cautious and clueless, I could ceded the case that change, clearly, must come. My biggest beef with the burgeoning bill was the haste with which it was being blown through Congress. Full steam ahead, no looking back. It shocked and saddened me that this severe upheaval of the system was evolving overnight and no one was willing to pull in the reins. Ah, but a recent review of events has renewed my perspective on the matter.

Walk with Your Humble Observer while I paint a picture. Your Physician-In-Chief throws a plan out there, perhaps one that is doomed to failure. Regardless, it makes its way through the political system. As it gains ground, the country goes insane. The issue becomes ridiculously polarizing and highly charged. Debates. Debacles. Demonstrators turn vocal, and turn the volume to twelve.

As opposition gains strength, your Doctor-In-Chief takes to the turf, rallying to raise awareness. The more he pushes, the harder the opponents push back. The public will not play ball. They are not happy. And they're letting it be known.

So your Surgeon-In Chief settles for what he does best: he reaches out, across the aisle. He goes diplomatic on us. He sends an olive branch - No...Public...Option. A hush hovers over the nation. The public is pacified...perplexed, but slightly more peaceful. Hmmm. Ok, no public option, just these cooperatives. One eyebrow is raised. They're intrigued...

...When along comes a spider - Mr. "HEEYAAAAAH" himself, Howard Dean, hurls himself onto the stage. He bashes this new move by the White House.... HOW DARE THEY? If no public option, then no real reform. The opposition now has two eyebrows raised. Well, if the Dean-Eyed-Monster is against this, then it MUST be alright. They're on board! The messiah's believers are befuddled, bewildered...betrayed? But they can be brought around. A round of gentle coaxing and they're back on track.

And VOILA! A healthcare bill will come through. The Republicans will celebrate their victory over Obamacare, the Democrats will shout, "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!" from the rooftops and relish in their triumph at being the generation that passed healthcare reform, and YOU?... you gained....what again?

Treks & The City - Episode #5




Ride It...My Ferry

Pictures from me riding the Staten Island Ferry for the first time. May I say, "Woo" and add, "HOO!"


Sunday, August 16, 2009

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Writing On The Wall - A Comparitive Study



Remember my post "Writing On The Wall - May I Just Say..." from 4/29/09?


One day, one week...typical.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Treks & The City - Episode #4




Out There Having Fun In The Warm Coney Island Sun

As a staunch Cali boy, Your Humble Observer equates summer with sun, 3-digit temperatures, swimming pools, lake trips, and khorovadz (BBQ). Now, while I'm sure all that is possible in this concrete jungle, I've experienced none of that as of yet. Let's face it between birthing babies, studying for Step, and mending the broken-hearted*, there hasn't exactly been much time for summertime activities. So what a breath of fresh air it was to take the short drive to Brooklyn's historic Coney Island for a day of boardwalks, beach, amusement park rides, and, of course, hot dogs and lemonade.

For those who don't know about Coney Island, here's a quick and dirty Wikipedia explanation:
"Coney Island is a peninsula, formerly an island, in southernmost Brooklyn with a beach on the Atlantic Ocean. The area was a major resort and site of amusement parks...Today, the amusement area contains various rides, games such as skeeball, ball tossing, and a sideshow...
Three of the rides at Coney Island are protected as designated NYC landmarks and recognized by the National Register of Historic Places.
-Wonder Wheel, opened in 1920. This steel Ferris wheel has both stationary cars and rocking cars that slide along a track. It holds 144 riders, stands 150 feet (46 m) tall, and weighs over 2,000 tons. At night the Wonder Wheel's steel frame is outlined and illuminated by neon tubes.
-The Cyclone roller coaster, built in 1927, is one of the nation's oldest wooden coasters still in operation. A favorite of some coaster aficionados, the Cyclone includes an 85-foot (26 m), 60 degree drop.
-The Parachute Jump was the first ride of its kind. Patrons were hoisted 190 feet (58 m) in the air before being allowed to drop using guy-wired parachutes. Although the ride has been closed since 1968, it remains a Coney Island landmark and is sometimes referred to as "Brooklyn's Eiffel Tower."
With my trusty companion S.A. (see Living for the Today) at my side, the day began with a quick lunch at Nathan's Famous Hot Dogs where I enjoyed a corn-dog and a lemonade. The hot dog stand is the site of the annual 4th of July Hot Dog Eating Contest.
After a quick stop at the "Shoot The Freak" stand (please don't make me explain this, it pains me just to think that it exists) and a bit of walking around the amusement park area, we took a quick tour of the New York Aquarium (and may I just say...God Bless Monterey, CA).
The day was rounded out with some serious walking up and down the boarwalk, and a 200 oz vanilla ice cream cone. It was great to finally get out into the sun, enjoy the weather, and see what Jerry Seinfeld was talking about (see "The Subway").
*More on my Cardiology rotation later

Friday, August 7, 2009

Writing On The Wall - Where Does Socialized Medicine End?




Dammit! I knew if we started extending healthcare to all Americans, those damn telephones would be next!

Thursday, August 6, 2009

In Texto Veritas - "Rapid Response - 3B, Rapid Response - 3B"


From: YHO
Date: 8/06/09
Time: 12:29

"Gather in close, kids. Pull the blankets over you, dim the lights, and sip your cocoa. It's story time...

On 7/18 [YHO] sat for his Step 2 - CK exam. On 7/17 at 11:59 pm, he realized he had not printed the most important document for the test - Scheduling Permit. So, without further ado, he calmlywent to the [ECFMG] website to print it off and head to bed. Much to his dismay, the site was down for maintenance. Frantically, he hammered out an email to the site administrator begging for help, asking if the site would be back before his exam the next day... Silence.
The next morning, the site was up (though [YHO]'s nerves - shot) and off he went to his exam.
Fast-forward to 8/6 - 19 days later - when he receives the following [email]:

'Dear Doctor,

Please be advised that it appears this issue has been resolved as our records indicate you sat the exam 7/18/09.

Sincerely,

[Jerkface]'

My theoretical response:

Dear [Jerkface]
Thank you for your 'timely' response. Clearly you are talented to be able to ignore an issue and resolve it. One day, when you come into my hospital with an MI (heart attack), I hope I can provide the same quality treatment. I hear 19 days is enough time to save a life.

Sincerely,

Doctah K"

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Writing On The Wall - If It's Yellow, Let It Mellow




Posted in the bathroom of the OB/GYN Department offices.
I always like a chuckle while I micturate.