Monday, April 23, 2012

No Chords Barred - ...Not The Destination

Today's entry is short and sweet. 

Man, I'm getting old! Last night I was at dinner with my fiancee when "Separate Ways" by Journey came on. I immediately started bopping my head to the infectious opening riff. The next thought that crossed my head should have been, "What the hell am I doing?" 

Instead my thought was, "You know, I should really download a greatest hits album by Journey."

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Thursday, April 5, 2012

A Eulogy


Delivered on Monday, April 2, 2012

I thank you all on behalf of our family for joining us here today. We gather today, by definition, as mourners. But I ask, instead, for you to view this moment in time more as a celebration of life - the life of a man who very plainly has touched many of you. For here you sit, today, to pay respect to the man you know as Baron Simon, Ammo Simon, or as I knew him, Dede. I call it a celebration of life - my grandfather lived a full and rich life. Not to say that it wasn't filled with the trials and animosity that comes with simply being alive. But we celebrate, and we take comfort, for one simple reason - to the very end he was surrounded by his family in a home full of laughter and love. In light of this celebration, then, allow me to recount, what I call, the parts that make up the beautiful sum that is my Dede.
    
      Dedeyeen Yerazuh – My Grandfather’s Dream
      A concept not unfamiliar to any here today, often called The American Dream – Raised in an impoverished world with minimal resources. Leaving the only home he had ever known, leading a family across the world for the sake of having the opportunity to achieve a higher dream. A dream that has trickled down the generations evidenced by the fact that each and every one of his grandchildren sits here, accomplished individuals each in his or her right, pursuing their higher dreams, and making them realities.
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      Dedeyeen Kaghtsrootyoonuh – My Grandfather’s Sweetness
      From his oft heard “My sweet baby, my sweetheart,” to the bottomless supply of candy in his car that made his grandchildren ecstatic that Dede was picking them up from school. Dede was unequivocally one of the sweetest men that graced this Earth.
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      Dedeyeen Yerkun Oo Baruh– My Grandfather’s Song And Dance
      So much of my appreciation of Armenian music stems from car rides in Dede’s Ford LTD listening to tapes of classic Armenian songs, patriotic songs: "Akoolistsi Katch Badanin",  "Sasoontsi Levonin Yerkuh", "Hey, Jan, Ghapama", "Karoon, karoon, karoon eh...". You could always count on Ammo Simon to have a song for you at every occasion, singing in what he called, “Akravee Tsaynov”, but one of the sweetest voices that still rings in my ears.
·    And of course – Sasno Bar: The dance that enthralls many, befuddles some, but welcomes all. There will be an empty space at the lead of that line that can never be filled… But the dance will continue.
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       Dedeyeen Aghotk Oo Khuradun – My Grandfather’s Prayers and Advice
        Every conversation with Dede ended with "Asdvadz tsezee char portsanknereh, char achkereh heroo baheh (May God keep you away from evil eyes and evil calamity), "Take care of yourself, my sweet baby". When you would ask him, "How are you doing today?" his response was always, "Took lav yeghek, yes meshed lav gullam(If you are well, then I will always be well)".  Every toast ended with, "Meg partsee vurah dzeranak (May you grow old on one pillow). 
      And, from a very personal standpoint, two pieces of advice that would set the stage for so much of who I would become, as a child my grandfather would tell me, "Dughas, gartah, gartah, mart yegheer (Study, study, and be a man) and finally, "Dughas, as tserkeruh mee aghdoder. As tserkeruh puzheeskhkee tserker en. Yerpek aghdod bedk che ullan. (Son, never let your hands get dirty. These are doctor’s hands. They should never be dirty.)

These are some of the individual aspects of what made Dede who he was. More importantly, it is these individual units of his personality that have made their imprint on my mind, and will remain the sweet memories that I will keep dear to me as I reflect fondly on the man who for 30 years has been a mentor, a friend, a cheerleader, a champion, a source of unconditional and limitless love – My Dede.

Saturday, March 31, 2012

No Chords Barred - Motley Crew

This is a group of music that iTunes believes is a good choice for me. To recap:
- Metallica
- Megadeth
- Paul Baghdadlian (of memory)
- Elton John
- Lynyrd Skynyrd
- Rick Ross

and I don't even know who Asia or Street Dogs are.

Sadly, I don't wholeheartedly disagree with the selection.

Friday, March 16, 2012

No Chords Barred - Flog & Begorrah

Welcome to the blog's newest feature - No Chords Barred*
Here Your Humble Observer will rant and rave about topics related to music - new album reviews, old songs rediscovered, concert experiences, or other topics from an unabashed musicophile. We will inaugurate the feature with a somewhat topical and timely feature. Sit back and enjoy the harmonious workings of YHO...

Flog & Begorrah
Well as cliche as it may be, this time of year with all the shamrocks and pots o' gold surrounding YHO, I can't help but bring the readership's attention to some old Irish friends of mine. Since about 1999 I've had a sick obsession with the band Flogging Molly. Since the first time I heard the infectious opening riff of "Salty Dog" back in the high school days I have had a brazen love affair with the 7 piece band. While some musical acts don't stand the test of the live show, Flogging Molly is among an elite few who reach beyond the confines of my Dre Beats and rock the shit outta the house... *ahem*...excuse me, that was terribly uncouth. Needless to say, then, that FM is one of the elite Top 5 best acts I've ever had the pleasure to see live. My love affair with the group has not been without its share of turmoil. In fact, there has not been a single FM album release since their sophomore album "Drunken Lullabies" that I haven't listened to the first few tracks, only to throw the album to the wayside and write it off as a weak attempt to reinvent the Blarney Stone. Despite this reaction with that and every release thereafter, I have always been drawn back to the jingle of the mandolin, the cry of the fiddle, the jangling banjo, and the thumping rapid fire kick-snare that sets FM apart from the rest of the poser Irish-rockers. Inevitably I stumble upon one of the songs  from the random by some chance encounter and I am given a second chance to give the album a second chance. Lo and behold... it's usually love from that point on.

With Drunken Lullabies it was "What's Left Of The Flag"
With Within A Mile Of Home it was "Seven Deadly Sins"
With Float it was "Punch Drunk Grinning Soul"

And now, almost a year after its release, I have stumble across "So Sail On" from the album Speed Of Darkness, a quiet, unassuming, throw-away 6th track from an album otherwise billed as a dark, thunderous album of rebellion. "Time to take a breath once more..." begins King's vocals accompanied by his acoustic guitar sounding like it's being played from the speakers of a 1979 Cutlass with an 8-track player. "...breath once more..."And so I do. Here's your second chance, Molly dearest. A few seconds in and I'm hooked. The rest of the album will fall into place. I can feel it. Then the hook - "So sail on..." I'm aboard. Take me home.



Take me back. Take me back to the way life used to be.

*A fun play on words in YHO's head. Here's the explanation (and thus, the death) of the joke: Chordae and Holds

Monday, March 5, 2012

Patients Say The Darndest Things #5

Shawty Got...


Responding to a page telling me a discharged patient isn't feeling well....

Your Humble Observer: Sir, is there something wrong?
Patient: My stomach feel low.
YHO: Feel low?
Patient: Ya, feel low.
YHO: What does that mean? Do you have any pain?
Patient: No. No pain, just low.
YHO: Nausea? Vomiting?
Patient: No. Just low.
YHO: Heartburn? Fever? Chest Pain? Indigestion? Touch of malaria?
Patient: No. Just low.
YHO to nurses: Anyone have any idea what that means?

(crickets)

YHO: OH FOR THE LOVE!!
(takes patient by the hand and leads him back to his hospital room.)

Saturday, March 3, 2012

In Texto Veritas - It Takes A Winner

It Takes A Winner

From: V. K.
Date: 03/03/2012
Time: 13:57

"...one of the members calls me and asks if I'm related to [Your Humble Observer]. Naturally my response is, 'No, never heard of the chump.' She says she found your quiz bowl trophy with all of your names on a piece of paper next to it. When I found out it was good news, I told her we are related."

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Just to prove that I haven't become a complete schlub and that I am at least attempting to keep doing the things that I love to do, here are the results of one of the recent races that I ran in:














(and because I haven't completed the actual written post that is due up next)

Monday, February 27, 2012

But Soft! What Light Through Yonder Blog Post Breaks?


Eighteen months is a long time to be separated from a loved one. Often we spend these longing moments imagining and planning the first words we would speak to the one we miss the moment that we lay eyes on them. Somehow the first words spoken never live up to the grand soliloquy we have had planned. Your Humble Observer has been absent from your lives for about a year and a half, and so much has happened in the life of this observer it would be impossible to relay it all to the readership in a pithy and interesting manner in one post. No doubt it could never be worthy of measuring up to the remainder of this blog. So here is the opening monologue of the first act in this new chapter in our lives. I plan to bring you the many life events of YHO in short but eloquently expressed posts in the coming days and months.

The fearful passage of time has proved,
That the continuance of this blog page,
Which, but its writer’s negligence, nought could remove,
Is now ongoing traffic of our stage;
The which if you with patient ears attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.

I have missed you all and I have longed for the outlet that this forum has provided. It feels good to be back. 

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Nostalgia 2010 - Volume 2: When Music Was Fun

When music was fun...CDs were bought at the store...not downloaded.


When music was fun...A rockband was something that sent you home with your ears ringing after a blistering set...not 5 buttons and a whammy bar.


When music was fun...
It was all about the "One" solo


When music was fun...
Alice In Chains' "Would?" made you stop doing your math homework to bang your head


When music was fun...
The first three chords of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" raised the Angst-Meter to the max


When music was fun...
Tool's 46 & 2 kept you awake at night, kept you digging for the meaning.


When music was fun...
Pantera's "Cowboys From Hell" made you turn the volume to 11 (R.I.P Dime)


When music was fun...
There was nothing in your head behind the starting blocks but the opening to "Motorbreath"




When music was fun...
"Machinehead" made you drive fast and "Comedown" slowed the speed

When music was fun...
Janine Lindemulder graced the cover of albums.


When music was fun...
You had the time to listen to Billie Joe whine



When music was fun...
"Chinese Democracy" was a fantasy...NOT a reality


When music was fun...
"Ride The Lightning" helped you fade to black every night.


When music was fun...
You wished you understood what Jeremy said in class today
(and then you watched the video, and wished you never new)




When music was fun...
Music was your aeroplane




When music was fun...
"Nothing
Else Matters" was how you got together

When music was fun...
"Interstate Love Song" was how it fell apart.




When music was fun...
"Spoonman", "Outshined", and "Black Hole Sun". 'nuff said.




When music was fun...
One stage. Four guys. 2 hours...non-stop. July 14, 2000. Summer Sanitarium. Candlestick Park...The last time music was fun.

Nostalgia 2010 - Volume 1

Nostalgia has crept silently into Your Humble Observer's mind recently. A wave of realization washes over me: not ten years ago high school was a time gone by. The fantasy of flying away from the nest toward new horizons rapidly evolved into reality. The years to come would bring new, exciting, daunting, and humbling experiences. All on the path to making me the person that I am today, and the person I will become in the future. Let's examine some of those warm fuzzy feelings from the past over the next few posts. Let us begin with the soundtrack of my life...