Saturday, February 14, 2009

Patients Say The Darndest Things #2

D: Ma’am, are you still bringing up sputum this morning?
P: Nah, I don’t have any spit ‘em.

Do you know what it takes to not burst out laughing in front of a patient?

1 comment:

Trixie the Pixie said...

MS: So, sir, can you tell me what it means to you when I say, "you can kill two birds with one stone?"
Schizo P: You take a REALLY BIG GUN and go BANG! (insert hysterical laughter here)

I had to leave the room and have the other student take over.