Since we live in a social media world and our every action is constantly being monitored by...someone... I have decided to use, as a mirror, the various InstaFaceLinkTwit posts leading up to the wedding then beyond into our "Newlywed Year".
Up Curtain:
April 2, 2011
>>...oh, and she said yes,
by the way.
April 30, 2011
H: I don't
think any of these venues are going to be big enough for the amount of people
we expect.
YHO: Honey...Buckingham Palace isn't big enough for the amount of people we expect.
YHO: Honey...Buckingham Palace isn't big enough for the amount of people we expect.
June 22, 2011
Why I Love
Her-
H: Oh my God, Nar. I found a picture that shows EXACTLY what I want for the wedding. I sent it to my friend and she LOVED it, and I sent it to my cousin who agreed it so totally me. So I emailed it to your mom and my mom too to see what they think, but Nar it's so beautiful!
YHO: Well, now that all the important people have seen your image of our wedding, any chance us second tier people can get a peek?
H: Oh my God, Nar. I found a picture that shows EXACTLY what I want for the wedding. I sent it to my friend and she LOVED it, and I sent it to my cousin who agreed it so totally me. So I emailed it to your mom and my mom too to see what they think, but Nar it's so beautiful!
YHO: Well, now that all the important people have seen your image of our wedding, any chance us second tier people can get a peek?
September 8, 2011
YHO:
Hey, wanna get married?
September 21, 2011
I
have a question: If I'm trying to add you to my Google+ and I'm trying to
decide which of my circles you fit into, which do I pick? Clearly
"Friend" would be an insult, but "Family" is kind of
premature. I'm so confused. Any advice would help. Do I create a "Nushanadz"
circle, or do I just abandon this whole endeavor and pretend Google+ doesn't
exist?
December 18, 2011
YHO: What
the _________ is a "cutting cost"?
H: They charge you for cutting the cake.
YHO: THEY CHARGE YOU FOR CUTTING THE CAKE? _______ that, I'll cut the damn thing myself!
H: They charge you for cutting the cake.
YHO: THEY CHARGE YOU FOR CUTTING THE CAKE? _______ that, I'll cut the damn thing myself!
February 17, 2012
I just want you to know that, in preparation for your arrival, I vacuumed the couch. Because I love you THAT much!
April 28, 2012
Khunami
June 26, 2012
I handed
this to HOKIS and she said, "Oooh, lovely!"
...What is it?
...What is it?
September 27, 2012
H: You know,
honey, lately your jokes have been a real stretch. Like it takes some
explanation to get them.
YHO: Ya, well, I'm married now. I don't have to try anymore.
YHO: Ya, well, I'm married now. I don't have to try anymore.
December 31, 2012
My wife just
counted down to 11:30... I don't think she gets it.
January 5
Some put their fathers-in-law on a pedestal.
I put mine on the refrigerator.
#LaddersAreTooEasy #WhyWouldntYouSitOnTheFridge #ItsNotColdEnoughInNYC #ArekAsKakuhChashkhadeer #HouseholdChores
I put mine on the refrigerator.
#LaddersAreTooEasy #WhyWouldntYouSitOnTheFridge #ItsNotColdEnoughInNYC #ArekAsKakuhChashkhadeer #HouseholdChores
June 6
N:
Ashkharkun dzov, toon mechu nav
H: Who said that?
N: Sayat Nova
H: YES! He totally gets me.
H: Who said that?
N: Sayat Nova
H: YES! He totally gets me.
Fin
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