When the ENTIRE train clears out, kindly SCOOT OVER just a little bit because, though you appear very nice, you NEED NOT BE SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND CONSTANTLY BUMPING MY KNEE!!!! And by the way, YES THOSE ARE DIRTY LOOKS I'M GIVING YOU TO TRY AND TELL YOU TO MOVE THE @#$ OVER!!!
*pant, pant, pant*
Thank you, I feel much better now.
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2 comments:
I think the lady was hitting on you.
Ya, I can see how that might be what it sounds like except for a few things:
1. I was asleep on the train for a good part of the ride
2. She never actually made any contact(eye or otherwise), even when I was glaring.
3. It just didn't have that "feel".
So I don't think that's what was going on... or if it was, then worst flirter EVER!
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